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"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether
to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by
putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that
infernal Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to
let you decide where you want to go!"
Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you
decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"
"Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"
Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were
thousands of beautiful women running around, lying in the water,
laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was just
perfect!!
Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!" To
which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went.
Up in Heaven, Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels
drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not
as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his
decision.
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
"As you desire," said God.....
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how
things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot
flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How ya doin,' Bill?" asked God.
Bill responded with anguish and despair. "This is awful! This is not what I
expected at all! ....What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing
in the water?"
"Oh, THAT!" said God............. "That was the screen saver!"
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